Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.
If Kurt and Blaine break up again I am actually, officially, 100% done with Glee. I don’t care if they’re still “endgame”. If they’re incapable of being a couple when they’re together, and when they’re apart, then you will have irrevocably destroyed one of the best TV couples in history, and sorely misused two actors who have amazing chemistry.
"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"
when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
whenever i get sad that i’ve been kind of single throughout high school i just remember zayn and how his first girlfriend was perrie and if he was hot little badass i’m one too
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
welcome to the black parade, mom.
fake your death, mum