And The Moment's Gone

but i won't let it die

- UT @ Austin 18 - Sara - Slytherin




The Doctor to my Donna

The Captain America to my Iron Man

My Wifey

queenofthewest:

whitegirlsaintshit:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH

VERIFIED
SOURCE

queenofthewest:

whitegirlsaintshit:

I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH

VERIFIED

SOURCE

(Source: teenbitch, via pokegrumps)

Anonymous said: Who do u think is the most attractive in 1D??

modestmgmtofficial:

they’re all attractive but zayn………. zayn is something else……………………. any hole anytime anywhere……………………………………………………..

2014harry:

waking up every day in fear that one direction might have done something while you were asleep

(via skinnyjeans-styles)

fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

(via cokeproblem)

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

(Source: iraffiruse, via famousest)

the-love-laws:

trulymadlylarry:

naribo:

So this guy knows Harry and onfg I can’t stop laughing

How many people have to out Harry before some of you finally get it

The right answer to give is that “calling him gay is not an insult” though.

the-love-laws:

trulymadlylarry:

naribo:

So this guy knows Harry and onfg I can’t stop laughing

How many people have to out Harry before some of you finally get it

The right answer to give is that “calling him gay is not an insult” though.

(Source: liltledicks, via tummyhand)

I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:

Him:

As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.

class:

*laughs*

Him:

No, really, I am.

Class:

*laughs again*

Him:

Why is that funny?

Asshole:

Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.

Him:

Well why not?

Asshole:

I dunno that's just the way that is.

Him:

I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.

Class:

*laughs*

Him:

Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?

Same Asshole:

No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.

Him:

*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?

Asshole:

Because that's how it is.

Him:

Why?

Asshole:

That's their job.

Him:

Why?

Asshole:

*can't come up with another answer*

Him:

I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.

*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*

Him:

Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.

Class:

*silence*

Him:

Now.. Louis XVI

parrotiny:

harry can cry into his fucking organic orange juice while zayn rides niall on a pile of money in the most expensive suite of fucking ceasars palace

(via craicthatniall)

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

(via orangehandbag)

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Will Darren Wilson ever be arrested?

(via orangehandbag)

so i’ve got a hot date with a girl on wednesday booyah

shane why are you doing this

shane is literally the nicest person ever everyone can fuck off

modestmgmtofficial:

baby: b-b-b….

mom: aww what are you trying to say honey?

baby: b-b-BABY WE’RE FIREPROOF

mom:

baby:

mom: bitch me too the fuck?

(via 22tops)